New Order Asia (NOA)

Welcome 2011 next year is the coming of the Gods who wud reign upon this earth with a mighty vengenge for all humans who do not deserve the life they're enjoying at the selfish expense of others and creating endless sins for their innocent unsuspecting descendences. These goddamn bloody idiots imbeccels have gotta be stopped, arrested, procecuted by the Gods who wud salvage this unholy world once and for all for the sake of the heavens above and all of humanity.
Each continent shall be appointed a God who wud put the wrong to right. South East Asia wud be ruled by a demon named Mao who speaks all the south east asian languages by heart (mandarin,cantonese,thai,bahasa,japanese,korean,filipino,khmer,etc) and bestows (me only) the Crimson Stone which wud turn me into an immortal soceror and vice-ruler of Asia. I wud have the power to teleport instantly and appear and command anything i wanted like all my dreams fullfilled. I wud throw the majority of u sluts into stinky dungeons as my labour slaves for peanuts and grains. Everyone wud turn towards buddhism and become strict vegetarian. I wud allow only caucasions to run this economy and have them treat the minorities here better than the sluts ever did previously. I wud catogarise asia nicely and brilliantly and it wud turn into a world-class paradise in the delight of the heavens above. Satan wud be astouded by my ways of deadly grace even upon him as i successfully achieved a win-win system of life for all.