New Order Asia (NOA)

Welcome 2011 next year is the coming of the Gods who wud reign upon this earth with a mighty vengenge for all humans who do not deserve the life they're enjoying at the selfish expense of others and creating endless sins for their innocent unsuspecting descendences. These goddamn bloody idiots imbeccels have gotta be stopped, arrested, procecuted by the Gods who wud salvage this unholy world once and for all for the sake of the heavens above and all of humanity.
Each continent shall be appointed a God who wud put the wrong to right. South East Asia wud be ruled by a demon named Mao who speaks all the south east asian languages by heart (mandarin,cantonese,thai,bahasa,japanese,korean,filipino,khmer,etc) and bestows (me only) the Crimson Stone which wud turn me into an immortal soceror and vice-ruler of Asia. I wud have the power to teleport instantly and appear and command anything i wanted like all my dreams fullfilled. I wud throw the majority of u sluts into stinky dungeons as my labour slaves for peanuts and grains. Everyone wud turn towards buddhism and become strict vegetarian. I wud allow only caucasions to run this economy and have them treat the minorities here better than the sluts ever did previously. I wud catogarise asia nicely and brilliantly and it wud turn into a world-class paradise in the delight of the heavens above. Satan wud be astouded by my ways of deadly grace even upon him as i successfully achieved a win-win system of life for all.

Live in Sin(gapore)

Help me im stuck/caught/enslaved in a chinese democracy, a minority citizen enslaved to the local majority chinese. Im hatin' it. I have no choice but to work as a security guard cause its the only industry people wouldn't like to work in as its a 6day 12hours enslavement for no-brainer retirerees which is definitely a catogary i don't fit into. All i ever wanted in life was to land myself with a decent 5day office job to work myself up the corporate ladder but unfortunately this country is controlled by racist chinese who think only of themselves. They disregard almost all minorities for their color, looks and ethnicity inferiority. But some do go for quality and content, esp the more mature chinese managers. But im afraid the competition is rather tough or completely outrageously unfair for most average minority here for a decent office position and a comfortable decent living. Firstly, the local chinese win in number/popullation/size and companies rather hire their own people of race rather than other as its all so natural to. Companies here use reruitment agencies to protect their identities to employ/fast-track potential employees who send their resumes with compulsory requirements like 1) a recent photo 2) previous/current salary 3) expected salary 4) reasons for leaving which does not relate to the job whatsoever in the first place. Probably they just wanted to see if he/she is chinese or pleasant/decent-looking and weather they could afford them or not. Its all bloody goddamn deluded. Its entirely based on the cover rather than quality or content. Goddamn hypocrites. Their requirements for the mandarin-language is really just a bloody excuse to put a language barrier to prevent the inferior local minorities like the malays and indians from trying to get in. And how about experience, just an excuse to prevent minorities from applying in the first place cause only chinese would be given a chance for any experience as they all speak mandarin or look appealing or pleasant in their resume photos. It doesn't matter if you come from a poor background cause if they like you delusionally they would sponsor you that diploma you needed so badly but couldn't afford through the govt 90% SDF approved schemes only applicable through a relevant company and there you have it, perfect chinese democracy. As for physically inferior minorities like myself whom they don't wish to have anything to do with besides to be serving them as their slaves, have to look at jobs in the service (peanuts slavery) line like security, cleaners, production workers, delivery, etc with no future down the long road. All these deluded lucky whores really ever handle is the allocation and management of money in all the existing businesses established by themselves amongst themselves for them deluded-selves. And then there's their sick sadist aliby of buddism teaching of karma and resposibility for their own actions, up their own holy goddamn hypocrite ass!!!

My Own Empire

Blue Demon - heavy metal club
Con-T - controversial t-shirts
Dando Cafe - mexican & american food
La Croix - meat & wine bistro bar
Atlantis - underwater restaurant
Micyco Cybergear - cyber-punk fashion apparels
MOG - boys fashion boutique
Zen Models - boys fashion studio
Inferno Productions - advertising & publications
Semsonic Security - high-tech security svcs
Stormwing Enterprise - warehouse for my stocks
The Little Sanctuary - children nursery
Pleasantville - condo with bomb shelters

Im seeking potential sponsors for the above listed business ideas.
Do leave comments or a contact if anyone is interested. Thx :)

Upgrades on Blue Demon

hellboy: hey

hellboy: how are u man

Jerry: Ravi?

hellboy: yeah forget me already is it...lol

Jerry: wat u doing now?

hellboy: at home

Jerry: u finished yr diploma in business?

hellboy: end of november i gradute

Jerry: ic

Jerry: den u working too?

hellboy: not yet finding job man

Jerry: ok

hellboy: wat about u?

Jerry: security lor

hellboy: at where.... where are u now

Jerry: at home

Jerry: im doing nite shift at bukit merah

hellboy: ok

hellboy: how much they paying

Jerry: $50 p/s

hellboy: ok y got allowance or not

Jerry: no im just doing relief

hellboy: ok y...

hellboy: any business plan yet

Jerry: business plan?

Jerry: u mean my blue demon?

Jerry: needs more planning

Jerry: hey how abt we design controversial shirts and sell them?

Jerry: i realised i shld have went into the arts stream

hellboy: can also not problem bro

Jerry: i tot of taking fashion design

hellboy: its a good idea

Jerry: den i wud design my own brand of goods and merchandise

Jerry: with blue demon logo

hellboy: actually tats a good plan... but we need cash to invest in it

Jerry: yup

hellboy: so where will we get tat

Jerry: have to save lor

hellboy: about how much then

Jerry: not sure

hellboy: we need alot cash for tat u know

Jerry: we just get a t-shirt printing company to do it lor

hellboy: can but the problem lies in the cash

Jerry: i tot of getting 77th street's Elim Chew to sponsor us

Jerry: u know 77th Street?

hellboy: do u know him personally

Jerry: its a she

Jerry: and she and my uncle are good frens

hellboy: ok y do u know her

Jerry: not too personally

hellboy: ok y so how are u going to do tat

Jerry: maybe go to her personally and talk to her lor

Jerry: or email her at her website

hellboy: ok y

hellboy: can give it a try

Jerry: we will merchandise the Blue Demon shop

Jerry: we can sell badges, stickers, t-shirts, mugs, etc

hellboy: ok y i c n help no prob.

Jerry: den we can set up a website as well

hellboy: can also have u tot about import and export

Jerry: den we can create jobs for ppl too like aspiring designer to send us their ideas and contest or competition wif prizes

Jerry: den we'll bring Blue Demon alive by making a story, comic, den finally animation

hellboy: tats a very good plan u got

Jerry: tats y i wan to get into the arts stream now

Jerry: so we can start designing and narrating

Jerry: i also tot of doing mass comm which wud help me in editing and designing skills

Jerry: i wud be the voice of Blue Demon himself wen the animation kicks in

hellboy: wow... damm cool

Jerry: maybe we cud get Jack Neo in for this production as well, it wud be really fun and esp blesphemious

Jerry: its going to be a controversial character of power and justice

hellboy: oky but we need to built the step up slowly and steadly

Jerry: it'll reflect how the world today has been scared by unseen and known mishaps and how Blue Demon wrecks havoc into their lives for the betterment of society and peace

hellboy: good

Jerry: u can see my use of english building up dramatically here

Jerry: have u seen my youtube channel?

Jerry: www.youtube.com/lhoso

hellboy: cool... yeah i seen it last time

Jerry: check it out, esp those whom i've subscribed to

Jerry: particularly Patcondell

Jerry: yr english will surely improve

Jerry: but my ideas are just as fabulous as my use of english

hellboy: u are doing diploma in tat is it

Jerry: yup LCCI Diploma in Accounting

Jerry: still going on, last module

hellboy: ok y wat about the english thingy

Jerry: wat u mean?

Jerry: we shld work wif aspiring youngsters too u know

Jerry: they might be good at it and bring Blue Demon to life

Jerry: we cud just sell our fabulous idea to Elim Chew 1st and patent it and den earn royalties from the sales of the merchandises

Jerry: we can have a subsidairy company under her company 77th Street

Jerry: a project brought to u by 77th Street

hellboy: can also

Jerry: this way we have a fall back, safety net

Jerry: 77th Street will always be there to back us up

Jerry: they sponsor us and we run the show huh?

Jerry: we can start working like pros man

Jerry: i have another idea of Con-T as well

Jerry: a series of shirts wif controversial msgs written on them artistically

hellboy: and wats tat

Jerry: t-shirts

Jerry: wif pics as well

hellboy: ok y i have seen those type in citylink mall at city hall

Jerry: den maybe we can get Harry's Pub to open Dando Cafe for us as well

Jerry: my bro is working at Harry's Bar now

Jerry: u wanna join him?

Jerry: btw Dando Cafe is another one of my ideas

hellboy: but its not easy to open up in singapore

Jerry: Dando Cafe serves american and mexican food

Jerry: we get a parent established one to sponsor us as their subsidairy

Jerry: for example like Harry's Bar

hellboy: but we must be really good in the presentation bro

Jerry: or any other related established cafes

hellboy: ok

Jerry: of course tats all in the professionalism of the chef bro

hellboy: ok

Jerry: we cud be having it all free man, livin da vida loca

Jerry: den i also plan to have my own security firm, Semsonic Security

hellboy: tat is if we are lucky enough....

Jerry: Semsonic Security uses the most sophisticated gadgets for the ultimate in security services

hellboy: can also i know those type of gadget which are cool

Jerry: Semsonic Security makes securtiy work fun and convenient

Jerry: ppl wud be dying to hire or work for me

hellboy: yeah... tats rite

Jerry: i might very well turn into a magnate soon enough

Jerry: magnate = a rich and famous business man

Jerry: and lastly, Zen Models

hellboy: ok

Jerry: i hire youngsters for modelling for Blue Demon merchandises and hiring and other fashion marketing purposes

Jerry: it wud be regional and international as well

Jerry: oh ya lastly, the Blue Demon Pub

hellboy: ok good plans and ideas

Jerry: hardcore metal pub with the head of Blue Demon at the entrance, wicked hardcore metal

Jerry: there's trance, psycadellic, industrial, death metal, grunge, etc

Jerry: (((burn in hell))) i wud be breathing at the mic, hahahaha......

hellboy: ok y we will start from the beinging

Jerry: wat u need to know?

hellboy: how are we starting it

Jerry: we need to talk to elim chew 1st

hellboy: o ky when will tat be

Jerry: tell her abt our wonderful idea of Blue Demon, something the teens wud love

Jerry: im not sure wen i have the time

Jerry: maybe i'll send her an email soon

hellboy: oky

Syonanto Justice

Lets arrange Singapore in the best possible way.
Only chinese area under WP - West
Eurasions & caucasions under PAP - South central
Malays area under SDP - East
Indians area under SDA - North East
Open to all area under Blue Demon - North Central
I will take office at the Grand Central taking over all the major bodies like the LTA, URA, PSA, ICA, CAAS, NTUC, TCS, SP, MOM, MOE, MOH, MAS and the list goes on and on until im satisfied. LKY will be fed to the lions at the Singapore Zoological Gardens for the Extream Faces of Death series of World Justice. The Nokia Universal Translator will be mass-produced & sold all over the world. New young humble leaders will take offices all over this God-damned world. No more poverty and injustice in this world. America will totally ban all arms from the unauthorised public and no one is to be hanged or executed for any crime or punishments. All muslims will abandone islam and all its unlawful practices. We will make this world a happy place for all to live in. And embrace the Lord, our almighty father who arc in heaven. Sunokami. The creator of this universe. And believe me wen i pledge tat we will come out wif a cure for cancer & HIV.
Meanwhile i will fullfill all my entreprenal ideas and fantasies to reality and have the time of my life.

Nokia Universal Translator (NUT)

Imagine if they had hps tat cud do translations.
Just input text and translate it to any language text or audio.
This way there wud be no such thing as a language barrier anymore.
At the same time everyone wud be learning languages in a jiffy as well. Haha. Brilliant isn't it?
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Jack: Hi hi
Jerry: hi
Jerry: hey imagine if yr mobile phone cud read out text
Jerry: highlight the text and it wud read it out
Jerry: cool rite?
Jerry: do u sms in thai text over there?
Jack: yes
Jerry: wow tats cool
Jerry: imagine if they had a mobile tat cud translate any languages u wish to
Jack: Oh, that's miracle
Jerry: supposing if a german wer to sms u in german or u received an arabic text from a biz counterpart from dubai
Jack: how can u do that.
Jack: if you can it must be very interesting
Jerry: all u need to do is highlight or select all the text and click on its language from the available languages and it would translate all into yr own required text
Jack: Maybe in the near future, there will be the service like that
Jerry: and it cud even read out the text too
Jerry: this way there wud be no language barrier at all
Jerry: and soon everyone will be learning each others languages by heart and everyone wud start becoming multi-lingual in no time
Jack: cool
Jerry: wow den we wud be more employable and able to open up ourselves to more opportunities and horizons
Jerry: communication wud be a breeze
Jerry: supposing u wish to go to hong kong, just buy the cantonese language mobile translator kit for yr mobile and u r all set
Jerry: soon u will be speaking it without using the mobile
Jack: what make you think about that kind of thing
Jerry: coz i dun noe mandarin tats y
Jerry: jobs here require mandarin
Jack: which language do you speak?
Jerry: english, nepali and some malay
Jerry: hey u tink this idea is brilliant?
Jack: yes, it is
Jack: but very difficult to be
Jerry: y does anyone have to pay so much $$$ to learn a foreign language for biz or anything?
Jerry: nokia and mobile phone companies can do it anytime
Jerry: and it wud be so much fun everyone wud start using it
Jerry: it wud den become a neccessity
Jerry: and wireless global communition wud be the ultimate revolution around the world
Jerry: brilliant isn't it?
Jerry: they should have done it long ago but dun noe y they have not
Jack: u r brilliant too.
Jerry: wow i can't imagine myself speaking in fluent japanese or cantonese or even thai one day
Jerry: haha den i wud go to thailand and impress all the cutest thai guys there,haha
Jerry: tourism and global biz wud surely boom if they do it
Jerry: and life wud be so much more fun and interesting this way
Jerry: and of course happier and enriching too
Jack: i think so

Jerry's Winter Cafe

KC : how's yr week?
Jerry : ok la
Jerry : do u noe how to register a biz?
KC : nope...u keen?
Jerry : i wan to start a cafe biz but i dun noe how to go abt it
KC : do some research lo
KC : what kind of food, where?
Jerry : i dun even noe how much capital is required
Jerry : simple pasta and western food
KC : have u been thinking abt this for long?
Jerry : i have many ideas lor
Jerry : this is just one of them
Jerry : i even plan to start an ice-cream biz
KC : must have lotsa $$
Jerry : i'll import ice-creams from all over the world and sell it ard my cafe
Jerry : how much do u noe?
KC : hehe
KC : l like ice-cream, that's all ;P
Jerry : i'll name it "winter cafe"
Jerry : i will have all the flavors
KC : sound corny!
Jerry : anything u wan, i will have it there
KC : haha
KC : so ambitious
Jerry : hey wat abt waffles?
Jerry : u like waffles?
KC : yeah
KC : i like cream
Jerry : i'll have a diy waffles machine there
KC : what else?
Jerry : u choose the flavor and make it yrself
KC : u need some skill lor
Jerry : i'll have diy machinery instead of staffs
Jerry : i need to employ engineer to run it instead
KC : sounds like factory
Jerry : it will be programmed to do certain things for different foods
Jerry : yeah tats wat makes it very interesting and unique
Jerry : sort of like charlie's chocolate factory
Jerry : u see how it is made, nothing is hidden or secret
Jerry : totally transparent & genuine
Jerry : satisfaction guaranteed, haha
Jerry : wat do u tink?
KC : GO FOR IT
Jerry : Jerry's Winter Cafe
KC : i want a lemon sorbet
Jerry : sure u will choose one of my machines to do it for u
KC : with strawberry filling
Jerry : i will have 3 machines, one for waffles, one for ice-creams and another for drinks
KC : why not all in one machine?
Jerry : sure den u will have to enter $$$ into the ice-cream machine and direct it how u wan it
Jerry : coz there wud be heavy traffic lor
KC : will it be user-friendly?
Jerry : there'll be engineers there 24hrs
KC : guy engineers?
Jerry : i'll be the next willy wonka den
KC : will they be sexy?
Jerry : mayb i'll employ ite or poly grads
Jerry : boys or girls la
Jerry : up to them la, it not abt them, it abt the cafe
Jerry : the cafe itself will be brightly lighted and icy cool
KC : if it's sexy men, i'll go
Jerry : nah, i won't be selfish just for yr needs
Jerry : its for everyone remember, there'll be more kids than adults
Jerry : so how u like my idea?
KC : so there'll be an adult corner?
Jerry : just a cool bright room wif my machines, tats all
KC : ok
Jerry : the engineers will appear onli if the machines happen to mal-function or something
KC : how will they know?
KC : i'm feeling lousy
Jerry : i intend to have this cafe on the ground level of a shopping mall facing the outside
KC says:and your cafe is cheering me up
KC says:i want to go
KC says:al fresco?
Jerry : so tat way it can be opened 24hrs
Jerry : wow i just made this up u noe
Jerry : haha wow i can't believe it myself, haha
KC : i can
Jerry : sounds like a geniusplan
KC : yes it is
KC : can i ask u something crazy?
Jerry : the day Jerry's Winter Cafe hits the shopping malls of Singapore, i'll be famous,haha
Jerry : yes wat is it?
KC : do u want to have phone sex?!
Jerry : nah im having a slight headache actualli
KC : me too
Jerry : ok la nice chatting wif u den
KC : pardon the question, i'm just feeling a bit down
Jerry : hope u will patronise my cafe wen it hits the malls someday
KC : i will, no problem
KC : i will wait
Jerry : there'll surely be lots of kids & teens there
Jerry : hot spot for padofilles like yrself, haha
KC : how u know?
Jerry : its so obvious rite?
Jerry : y else wud u be keen on me den?
KC : u r paedophile too
KC : u r not a teen
Jerry : yea but i look like a teen wat
Jerry : dun i?
KC : no la
Jerry : i do la, everyone says i look 18,19yo
KC : and who said i like u?
KC says:
Jerry : den y u wan to have phonesex wif me den?
KC : i'm just feeling down
KC : and my bf's alseep
Jerry : 2 timer u
KC : i'm not
Jerry : take panadol and go and hug yr bf and sleep la
Jerry : and dream abt my cafe
KC : no
KC : i want to run naked down the street
Jerry : which street?
Jerry : wait u get arrested and sent to woodbridge
KC : bukit timah
Jerry : den u surely will
Jerry : 10 police cars will come after u wif reporters